Posted by: mmahumor | August 20, 2008

Funny MMA Quotes

“I fight with the power of jesus in my corner!”- Joe Son

“Rip Rules”- Greg “Ranger” Stott

“I’m going to knock Steroni out” – Frank Shamrock

“He beat me fair & square. no, I’m sorry, he beat me fairly squarely” – GSP

“I don’t want to lick any butt.” – GSP

“I will beat you into a living death” – Ken Shamrock

“I will knock your hair black” – Ken Shamrock to Ortiz

“90 percent of the game is half mental” – Tim Sylvia

“Im the oldest I’ve ever been, right now” – Tim Sylvia

“you will be the last of the mohicans” – Tito to Chuck

“he took a book from…chucks chapter” – Goldberg on Tito

“the lil eagle soars again!” – Goldberg on Jens “lil evil” pulver

“I only want to be known as the best ever. Is that too much to ask?” – BJ Penn

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